Friday, October 16, 2009

Food Plus Sex


I accidentally slipped a strawberry into Carol's pussy. That was my first time, some years ago now - my berry-busting if you will. Accidentally is not the right word because, just between you and me, it was not truly a slip-up. More of a pre-planned spur of the moment event.

There was chocolate sauce present too, in one of those squeezable bottles that make it easy to overindulge. Portion control is hit and miss with those things. We'd been fooling around with the chocolate, engaging in what we considered sexually sophisticated foreplay. I would spurt chocolate over her breasts, then lick it off, taking great pleasure in teasing about with her nipples. Carol was quite tasty enough without the sticky sweet stuff, but she seemed to enjoy it.

The downside of food in sex is the mess. Egyptian cotton sheets absorb really well. If you're enthusiastic with your congress and edibles are in the mix, the wet spot can be the whole bed. Makes for a squelchy kind of icky afterglow.

Perhaps your experiences are better.

Edit: Because TFABS can read my mind, here's the defining moment.

12 comments:

Have the T-shirt said...

"pre-planned, spur of the moment"

Hmmm, my heads spinning.

I never consider 'messy' a downside when having sex. It's more the norm if done correctly, and food just adds to the lovely mess.

plentymorefishoutofwater said...

Haha, excellent. Like your style.

talesfromabarstool said...

I have ALWAYS wanted to recreate that scene in 9 1/2 Weeks...

Wombat said...

....when done correctly...

See, now that might be my problem. I'm just not doing it right T-Shirt.

And I like yours, Mr PMFOOW.

TFABS, you're totally reading my mind. Gross, the idea of Mickey Rourke slobbering over Kim Basinger thesedays, but it's still Hot Damn! hot, that scene.

Kat Wilder said...

Accidental strawberry insertion?

I hate when that happens ...

Wombat said...

You know Kat, sometimes accidents lead us down a whole new path in life.

Provocatuer said...

damn.

Wombat said...

Damn the video, or damn me, or just Hot Damn, Provocatuer?

Provocatuer said...

I think I will be renting 9 1/2 weeks soon. Its been awhile since I've seen that movie. and that would be damn with a whole lot of extra syllables - ie suthern speak. daaaaayum

Wombat said...

There's a magic about that scene. Is it me, or can I smell something genuine about the lust betwixt Kim and Mickey? It's almost - almost - like real people having sexy fun.

Daaaaaaayyyyyuuuuummmmmm indeed.

Enigma said...

Hmmmmm, did I ever tell you about the time......

Wombat said...

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Yes, Enigma. Waiting.