Ponytails
I didn't have the stomach to search Flickr for photos, because I'm sure there's a ponytail fetish group there. Not that fetishes are bad (as I grit my teef through thoughts of Furries and other truly fringe weirdness.) It's more that I don't want to be thought of as being defined by my preference. Or get caught out by membership in a totally dweeby photo-based fetish organization. That's just too depressing.
So let's get it out there. I think women wearing ponytails are hot. More so if the ponytail is tucked through the adjustment strap of a baseball hat. That's it. Now I'm on record as having the lamest predilection ever.
Here are some reasons that make them sexy:
> The girly factor. Ponytails are feminine, and emphasize luxuriant, lustrous hair.
> The youth factor. They remind us of innocence.
> The vitality factor. Healthy, ruddy, active, tiger in bed.
> The shakeout factor. When the scrunchy is removed, and the hair falls free...
> The erogenous zone factor 1. Ears. We know that women's ears can be Zonal.
> The erogenous zone factor 2. Neck. We know that women's necks can be Zonal.
I hope no-one reads this.
12 comments:
Hey there (as I swing my pony tail and smile!)
I love the description - probably as I am one who loves wearing the pony tail and do so every day when I am not in the office!
sporting my low slung pony today.
but scrunchy... no, no Wombat! :)
Too 80s-early 90s.
Totally agree with the pulled through the hat look, very GND. But I have to say I think I like the hair when its out of the ponytail more.
You nailed another one, Wombat. Add in the Tina Fey/Hot Librarian eyeglasses, and hubba hubba!
I confess that I read this, but I won't tell a soul. I swear. But you DID make me feel a LOT better about my 'my hair sucks and I'm in a hurry and oh my god, this ponytail makes me look like CRAP' hair-do.
Thank you for not just tolerating but LIKING my daily work 'do! :)
I really like that model's shoes...
pont tails, I love it when a man pulls mine.....
Ah-hah! I knew it, Exceptional One. You girls like the Pony too.
*enjoying the concordance*
Have I dated myself, Chick? Correct my styling faux pas, please. Are we using clips thesedays? Or what? Love me some '...low slung pony.'
I'm so out of the loop, Indy. GND. I know I should know. But I don't. Dammit.
For SURE, Martian. Why so many women think spectacles are daggy mystifies me. Glasses are cute.
Thank-you for keeping this admission under your hat, Sadie. And thank-you (from all the men who secretly love you) for wearing the Pony to work. You should take a poll.
Yes Min. Sexy. V sexy.
I wonder if we see these wheels in the same way.
Oh really, Enigma. One can do that with the Pony? Had never thought of that one.
clip, rubber band, ponytail holder...
all acceptable terms for "hair confinement".
Hair confinement.
Interesting.
Thank you for the correction, Chick. I feel tot up to date now!
Pressumably depends on the woman's ability to pull off a ponytail though. Personally I look like a twelve year old being forced to do PE when I tie my hair back. But maybe that's my own neurosis!
Quite right, Jenny. Just as only some men can pull off the polished nut when they bald, the pony does not work for every woman. And it would lose its interest - like everything - if we were all the same.
Therefore, no neurosis. Just self-awareness.
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