Friday Fluffer - The Rise of the Hedgehog
If anyone is qualified to write about Fluffers, it's Ron Jeremy. [Wikipedia link] This is his autobiography which, as you can see, didn't sell at full retail price. The publisher's loss is our gain, because this isn't a half bad read.
Ron tells the tale of his loves and likes in fine style. He started out as a legit actor, but then his penis got in the way.*
In case you don't know, Ron is one of the universe's most prolific porn actors. His curriculum penii includes more than 1,750 films, over 4,000 sex partners and the dubious boast that the oldest women with whom he had sex on video was Rosie, aged 87. They co-starred in 87 and Still Bangin'.
Describing how he separates sex with women on camera and sex with girlfriends, Ron says that "sex is like" leaving us to draw the conclusion that romantic sex is something else. Presumably, if a man walks up to a woman and says:
Hi. I like you. Let's have sex, she'll react positively.
Yeah. Only on porn sets.
*For the record, Ron's penis is 9.75 inches long.
The Hardest (working) Man in Showbiz by Ron Jeremy. ISBN: 978-0-06-084082-2
6 comments:
Hmmm maybe if I get really lucky one day I can find a man like Ron..... And I have to ask it says his penis size in the book???
Kate xx
http://secretofficeconfessions.blogspot.com/
Good luck with your quest Kate. You like 'em hairy and husky?
The answer is: Yes. Twice.
Wowza, Ron's penis is exactly three times bigger than mine. Thanks for the info Wombat.
plentymorefishoutofwater.blogspot.com
And what's worse, PMFOOW, is that Ronny knows how to use it.
Some guys have all the luck.
On the optimistic side there are women for whom length is irrelevant, and not having 4,000 ex's might be an advantage too.
Damn! That's big!!! However, size cannot compensate for lack of technique. Not that RJ doesn't have good technique but I'm just sayin', for "average" men, a huge cock doesn't necessarily mean women will flock to you. Well, that's my opinion.
Yep, the sooner guys forget about dopey length issues (about which they can do precisely zero) the better off we'll all be.
Still, 9.75 is a biggun'.
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