Wednesday, February 24, 2010

First Impressions Count



Dress for success. Put on a big smile. Shoulders back, chest out, look confident. It's the recipe we use when meeting someone for the first time because we know that first impressions count.

It's not just in business or social circumstances in which the first encounter sets the tone for all that follows. First sexual encounters make a big difference too, oftentimes leading to someone choosing to accompany you down the rose-petal-and-poon-strewn path or relegating you back to the meals-for-one-and-masturbation path.

Men need to know this, that women will judge your sexual performance from the get-go - so when you get the nod, make certain to be the best you can. My advice is to make one really important assumption: consider your new lady a slut. No matter that you think she might be repressed or prudish or inexperienced, lose those thoughts. Babes mask their freak extremely well.

You have to bring your A-Game for the season opener. Much, much better to go balls-out for everything you can get for the very simple reason is that she's much happier if you find her limit before you find yours. And the best way to find the filth in yourself is to imagine that she's gagging for you to take charge. So take charge, and know that she's having at least as good a time as you.

Let me be clear that I'm not advocating anything without mutual consent. Of course. And because this is only the first heat in (hopefully) a long championship season there are boundaries. Anal penetration probably isn't on the menu, but you never know. Ask first. Sometimes intention is as good as the act. Role-play is too complicated for now, although maybe not. Endurance is important, but to avoid this problem, do your level best to get her off. A quivering girlgasm or twenty will go a long way to cementing that good first impression.

What I'm trying to say, men, is to let go of whatever presumptions you might have about her, and bring whatever fun you've ever imagined sharing. Temper that with ensuring she comes first (literally and figuratively) and honouring common-sense boundaries, and do your best.





Pic (not originally) from here [link]

Edited for a less clichéd illustration, which led to one less relevant.

10 comments:

Miss. Ardeth Blood said...

Reading this thinking you must have been on a date in the last few days or ....
I'm going to send you something of mine to read Wombat.

Snafugirl said...

There are so many gems in this here post.

"rose-petal-and-poon-strewn path"
"consider your new lady a slut"
"Babes mask their freak extremely well."

I'm glad you made it clear to get consent first. I was starting to think, "As I do like my inner freak to be tapped into (pun), if I guy tried to piss on me, I'd be out of there like lightening"

Great entry, Wombat.

Julie Cornewell said...

Maybe this is a stupid question but what's "poon?" I wanted to thank you for being a follower of Diary of a Single Mommy and let you know that my blog has moved to http://childrenmakeyoucrazy.blogspot.com/

Lifebeginsat30ty said...

Taking charge. Check.
Ladies first. Check.
Ask before anything off the wall. Check.

You are on a roll today!

So I want to know the reverse. What things should a woman do to ensure the petal and poon strewn path will continue? ;)

Beautiful but Grumpy said...

Nice one.

Wombat said...

Date, Miss Blood? Nah. Would I be so lucky.

Thank-you Snaf. I'd like to take tea with your Inner Freak one day. I'm sure she's adorable, and quite the whizz at canasta.

You've moved Julie. Shall come and see tomorrow. Poon. Aka trim. Also pussy. Okay?

You want the woman's First Impression run-down 30ty? The big question is: Am I qualified for such a thing? Likely answer; no. But I might give it a go sometime...just for giggles, you know.

I see a pattern emerging here, with neatly presented wee questions planted right out in the open. Nice going. I fall for it every time.

Why thank you BbG. What did you think of the post?

Beautiful but Grumpy said...

I'm assuming that was a rhetorical question Wombat, you beast!

Wombat said...

That's me, BbG. A Beast.

No, I'm a BEAST. And don't you forget it.

girlnextdoor said...

Hilarious!! I can't agree with you more. I hope more guys read this!

Wombat said...

I'll take that as a vote in favour, GnD :-)