Friday, June 25, 2010

Friday Fluffer - Happy Ending


Sentimentalist that he is, the penis enjoys a happy ending.

As with much involving dicks, technique is important, not least when raising the delicate subject of a happy ending with one's massage therapist. Here's how not to do it:

"...Al Gore fondled and groped her during a massage session ...describing...the former Vice President as a giggling "crazed sex poodle" who gave a "come hither" look before pouncing on her in a Portland hotel suite."

Full article from the Smoking Gun.[link]<------SFW worth reading.

The picture of a naked, corpulent Al Gore as a crazed sex poodle gives happy endings a bad name. No wonder Tipper wants out.



Bottoms Up, Happy Enders!


wombat@kissnblog.com

Pic from here.[link]

8 comments:

SRQ Nights said...

Isn't it interesting how many 'political' power-seeking sex crazed poodles are out there?

Now that's inconvenient truth!

Wombat said...

Beautifully put, Mr Nights.

:-)

Lifebeginsat30ty said...

That's just some weird shit.

Larissa said...

hahahaha

Tiia Jones said...

I used to think Al Gore was so hottt. I know, I know, don't over-analyze. Another sex fantasy down the drain.

Wombat said...

Weird indeed, Doc30ty. Apparently over the weekend, questions were raised about where Mr Gore's abdomen ends, and where the actionable part of him begins.

I'm here to keep you amused, Larissa :-)

Ah, that's the inevitable end of so many fantasies, Miss Jones. On the happy side, there's always another one coming right along.

nitebyrd said...

I so wish I could now shred with bleach the thought of Al Gore's penis. ACK!

Wombat said...

Albert's penis is innocent until proven guilty isn't it Nitebyrd?





Nah. We need never hear about that damn thing ever again. Shred on!