Earthy Women
Vegetables are good for you, but can the same be said for earthy women? And just what is an earthy woman anyway?
This is my definition, which will be unlike yours:
Earthy women smell like loam and horse dung, have grit under their fingernails and hair everywhere. They're back to nature types, tie-dyed and be-sandaled, keen on doulas and dope.
Earthy women aren't that easy to find any more. Some died of drug overdose in the seventies, others left for hippie communes and a life of kaftans and chanting, never to venture back into society. Some even had children, who, in that delightful way kids have of hacking off their parents, went on to become accountants and Christians.
A sense of humour is not normally associated with earthy women - don't confuse earthy jokes with earthiness; they're worlds apart. And absolutely don't make jokes at their expense, they'll rip your bloody leg off if you demean women in any way.
Sex with earthy girls is something I have done, but here's what grossed me out: earthy women have dirty feet. That's a great quality for a plant, maybe not for a close encounter.
Bottoms Up, Friends of the Earth!
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Funny....but true.
Peace!...with 2 fingers;)
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I don't want to look at those earthy green-diggers. (Like this post) ;)
Mmmm, horse dung. Tasty!
I've dated a girl like this before. It didn't work out because I think she was a couple blades short of a yard of grass if you know what I'm saying lol
I call them Granola.
You can find them in any surfing community.
I'm not an earthy woman..my feet are very clean and soft!
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Earthy women aren't that easy to find any more. Some died of drug overdose in the seventies, others left for hippie communes and a life of kaftans and chanting, never to venture back into society. Some even had children, who, in that delightful way kids have of hacking off their parents, went on to become accountants and Christians.
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OMG, I tried dating a christian commune hacker chick once. She got all chronic on me and I had to take the moral high ground and set her free.
Tried on-line dating too. Wow, talk about the titanic of the modern age. The internet has allowed all those people that can't get dates in real life to have a virtual persona that matches only the ego of Napoleon.
Just remember ladies, if you checked 'athletic and toned', it doesn't mean that there is a fitness club next door to the buffet you frequent and have had thoughts of joining. Or, you went once on the trial membership only to learn it wasn't for you.
Or you bought the 'athletic and toned' mirror that makes your size 24 slacks look oh so slender.
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If you want more earthy girls, leave the beach and to go PoDunk. Plenty of 'em there!! :)
Ya! Earthy doesn't have to mean dirty...unless you know ...you're in the mood for it!
I heard a new substitute term for lesbian this week: Vaginaterian
Actually we used to call it vagitarian. ;)
Lesbians and earthy granola girls... oy, learn to love the body wax and some stockings.
Back when I was dating women, for the 12+ I was exclusively with women, I loved femme girls. Now, I am femme, but I loved sweet soft girls that smelled good, kept everything trimmed and even waxed clean down south and chose floral scents, rather than patchouli, cigarettes, and pot as their parfums of choice. I also was a sucker for some heels. But the girl had to know how to walk in them. Nothiing ruins sexy like a beautiful girl weaving and wobbling in 4 inch heels.
The hair thing though and the dirty feet after walking around on the streets all day in their tye died ankle length cotton muslin skirt with little bells attached at the waist. Not showering for days... well, women need to clean certain bits daily. Rinse atleast. Ugh. This kept me from dating the cutest of the hippy chicks.
I'm glad my lover is now a slightly ocd man with a fastidious grooming routine and a trimming kit below his sink.
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Checked it out, not so hot.
Miss you Wombie!
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Oh well. I love all y'all.
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