Sunday, November 21, 2010

The Pussy Never Lies


Few feelings compare to the one engendered when a hand slid - up or down - to the pussy is rewarded with The Big Wet. Discovering a warm gooey pussy is a lottery win, validation, and a promise of wonders to come all rolled in to one. It's a sweet-salty treasure, especially the first time. (Although the feeling rarely declines much over time.)

I don't know if this is true, but women generally aren't given to state:

God, I'm wet for you
as much as they should.

When a dude's interested, it's pretty obvious, and for sure he need not announce:

You know you've given me wood?

We guys communicate these things well enough without resort to direct anatomical revelations. It's pretty much a one-way street - assume the man's ardor, evidence is required of the woman's.

Hence the need for confirmation with a sly hand slide.

The cooking world provides the best analogy. When you think the dish is ready to eat, one gently slides a thermometer inside to check for done-ness.

That's pretty much all I need say.



Bottoms Up, Wet Ones!

10 comments:

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nitebyrd said...

Wombat, you've obviously made the "african call girls" wet!

Love the analogy! Kinda makes me wet. ;)

Lifebeginsat30ty said...

Did ou know that in Britain they call women 'birds'. So this Thursday when I'm cooking the turkey and someone asks, 'is the bird done?', I'll be thinking of you ;p

Wombat said...

I KNOW NiteByrd. No pressure or anything, with an entire continent's worth of women hanging on my every word.

Glad you like it...I do too.

Why yes, Doc30ty, I actually did know that.

And around 3:00 pm on Thursday yours, 8:00 pm mine, I'll contemplate you sliding something into your bird to test for readiness.

Sean said...

I haven't slept in two days, I've bathed in nothing but sweat...chemistry, yes...he gets hard, she gets wet and if she's not wet...then she's not that into you. It's an unconscious thing generated by chemistry, DNA, all the stuff that drives we humans to get horny and procreate. The science of sex, love and dating.
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sarah said...

The reason that the women shows no outward signs of excitement is only to prolong the mystery and suspense.

We love to make you work to conquer us and keeping the final confirmation for so long just makes it more enjoyable for us!

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Anonymous said...

Some of us DO say " God, you make me wet"

Anonymous said...

Ps, that last comment was from SL:)

Wombat said...

Ooooh.

How did this little luscious comment escape my attention, SL?