Monday, February 14, 2011

Wombatgram #16 - Post Valentine's Trophies



Some of us will spend Valentine's with a special person.

Some of us will spend Valentine's alone.

Some of us will spend Valentine's alone to begin with, then find a special person later.

Through all, there is one common denominator.

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Bottoms Up, Valentinas.

13 comments:

Singlicious said...

Ha! I think the tissues get progressively less hygenic as you go down the drawing, though! :-)

Mary Jane said...

My Valentine's Day was closer to Exhibit C. Minus the six pack and prophylactic, add on lemon and ginger tea, cough syrup, cefuroxime and clarinase. And loads of tissues.

Wombat said...

Less hygienic, but more fun, Miss Licious, as I'm sure you'd agree.

Sorry to hear you had a date with a pharmacy, MJ. May I recommend the age-old remedy of a bottle of Scotch whisky for your malady? Or a Scotsman: either way.

Singlicious said...

Definitely agree! I (vaguely) remember those days.... :-)

My Singles Awareness Day entailed turning on the TV for the first time in a month. I know this because apparently my cable went out on January 16, so my TiVo didn't pick up anything since then, and I didn't notice!

Wombat said...

You're not on your own, Miss Licious, fondly remembering cleaning up the detritus of a night's lusty coupling.

My question is what you do when not watching tv. I am myself a bloke without an idiot-box...I find it rots one's mind, as well as one's dating life.

nitebyrd said...

Wombat, you are really quite brilliant. You're drawing and reasoning is so true. I'm thinkin' perhaps it might be something Kleenex might want to use as advertising. Give 'em a call, could be profitable for you! ;)

Lifebeginsat30ty said...

Hey, there wasn't any tissue around my dozen red roses! But I don't feel jipped ;)

Wombat said...

Awww, thanks NiteByrd, you're so sweet to say so.

And I think you have a point! Time that the Kleenex people quit with the gooey lovey-dovey commercials and showed exactly how real people use their product...in rather gooey ways ;-)

One. Dozen. Red. Roses. Doc30ty, I think there's much happening in your life you're keeping from us. C'mon now, time to let all your friends into the nitty gritty, wadded tissues or not.

Singlicious said...

Well put, Wombat! And in answer to your question, I think it's largely the internet that's replaced what used to be my TV time (late at night). I've had lots of social events lately, and I tend to post on Facebook an organized photo album, with captions and all, after most parties and stuff. Plus I started a blog about my search for, umm, shall we say "Exhibit C," that I've been posting on pretty often.

I grew up without TV, btw, and maybe for that reason, I find it both captivating, but nonessential. So, what do you do instead of watching TV?

Mr Nights said...

Another home run!

I can see a kleenix (or other brand) doing such a commercial. It follows the great methodology of the MasterCard commercials... the 'priceless' approach.

They may substitute human waste images with say...pants and panties on the floor together. (Just sayin')

:)

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Wombat said...

Yay for the social life, Miss Licious. Surely a life out mixing with folks is better than one spent slumped watching the boot toob.

Me? Ah, well, I like to read Kafka and polish the shower alcove of an evening. I'm simple like that.

Clearly, Mr Nights, I shall soon be hiring you as my agent. I like where you're heading with the tissue campaign. They're totally buying into the whole thing.

All we need to do is negotiate terms. 10/90 good for you?

vibromasseur said...

I do agree with you. cool post!