Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Wombatgram #17 - Field Guide to the Egotist




In the heat of dating, ego is easily mislabelled. I've seen it called confidence, or arrogance or even a mask for shyness.

The egotistical man is relatively simple to spot.

Of course, I'm assuming you think it's undesirable...and I might be wrong.





Bottoms Up, Super Id.

12 comments:

Just Sayin... said...

Awesome.

Katherina said...

That's a good one! I would add the ones that get turned on by themselves during sex. True story. haha

Mr Nights said...

Ah, Katherina - like the Dos Equis Beer commercials, "The Most Interesting Man in the World"?

"He once had an orgasm ... just by looking in the mirror!"

Wombie - loved the last quote. It does assume the woman wasn't aware of his 'happy ending'

Kind of like the four worst words you can ever hear from a woman, "You are really nice!" Oh wait, that's the second worst thing.

Here it is, "Is it in yet?"

One thing about men - no one ever asks if we faked an orgasm!!

And no woman's ego would ever let her believe the guy never got off because of anything that may have been her fault. It's always his fault!

So the trick to a great relationship is when you can find a woman that will lie her ass off and tell you what a stud you are. :()

Lifebeginsat30ty said...

Okay, wait a minute here. I was going to comment on why there is a wadded up piece of tissue (referring to last wombatgram) on the bottom right panel....

but Katherina's comment of getting turned on by themselves?!? Katherina, um when is this blog post going to be put up????

Wombat said...

Awesome? Nah, YOU are the awesome one. Ever met one of these Egotist types?

Katherina, I'm with Doc30ty here - we need a blog post about the AutoExciter pronto!

Or, third on the all-time list of inappropriate comments from women, Mr Nights:

Have you slimed yet honey?

Your last statement is, sadly true.

Ha ha, Doc30ty, I love you for noticing the tissues. I might make it my Wombatgram motif...

Singlicious said...

Definitely undesirable. Love how in the last frame, he has no clue how it was for her... and presumably is pretending to care.

That's Ron said...

hahaha thats awesome!

Don said...

What I liked was the educational value; a woman who met the guy in either frame 1 or 2 could assume that he would act as the guy in frame 3 and thus avoid bedding him.

MyParentsAreCrazierThanYours said...

Loved that!

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Mr Nights said...

We miss you, Wombie!!!!!

Singlicious said...

What Mr. Nights said....