The Long and Short of Strap-On Dildos
I'm in two minds about fishing. On the one hand there is the grouper sandwich and macadamia encrusted mahi-mahi. Mmmmm....mahi-mahi. On the other hand there are hooks and nets.
How is the salmon served again?
Fishermen are divided into two species - recreational anglers, that is. There are live-bait fishermen and artificial-bait fishermen. It's not a trivial difference. These are Old Testament/New Testament kind of arguments, unsolved by beer or beer-battered catfish. But let us not tarry. My fishy musings aren't for nothing, dear friends. There are sex aids afoot and what wonders lie before us!
Behold, the strap-on dildo. This piece of priapic pulchritude fills a gap - so to speak - when a penis is missing. One imagines that most owners are lesbians, but no doubt there's a big market for women who want to show their menfolk what it's like to have six or more inches of extruded polymer shoved up their butt.
Which isn't where I'd like to focus. What's interesting to me is that Mr P is always invited to the party, whether the participants like penis or not. Lesbians, are, presumably, those most likely to purchase a strap-on...which must pain them no end. Interesting that those with only sapphic attractions still like an ersatz bloke about the place; one held in place with buckles and straps.
Let's review: When a dick's not to hand, there are always artificial dicks, even if you don't like dick or the person to whom he's attached. Bravo, marital aid industry and UPS. You've done us proud. Even those of us who use live bait.
Bottoms Up, Naturists.
10 comments:
Interesting post. Three thoughts:
1) The vagina is shaped the way it's shaped, and penetration feels good whether or not you're straight.
2) Not all lesbians use a strap-on, and even those who do may not do so very often (if The L Word is any guide).
3) Not all women who have sex with women are lesbians. There's the oft-forgotten bisexual. I read somewhere that a strap-on can be used as something as a transition with a women who's bisexual and used to a penis. Not sure if that's true, but a strap-on does add some versatility.
Singlicious
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The post made me hungry. Right. Straight women who happen to experiment also use strap-ons. Or other object, if they are imaginative. Have you tried, dear Wombat?
Love, as always.
BbG x
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Why oh why have I never read your blog before? And I'm hooked!
Anyone straps one on when I am in the bedroom and all hell's gonna break loose! =)
Ah, the oft-forgotten bi-sexual. Sorry, about that Miss L, I did forget. You should remedy my oversight with a post about the Bi- and the Strap-On. If you do, I'd be honoured to publish it here :-)
Darling BbG. No, the strap-on is not part of my repertoire. See Mr Nights, below ;-) Are you hungry for something fishy, or some strap-on action?
Hooked! You're a a funny one, Catherinette, and I'm glad you're here at last. Put your feet up and I'll make you a cocktail.
Ya got THAT right, Mr N.
Ha, ha. Understood.
Just hungry for fish, just a fish. Thank you.
BbG x
Thanks, Wombat. Apology accepted. :-) Sadly, though, I have no experience with strap-ons, thus nothing to report.
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