Wombatgram #17 - Field Guide to the Egotist

In the heat of dating, ego is easily mislabelled. I've seen it called confidence, or arrogance or even a mask for shyness.

The egotistical man is relatively simple to spot.

Of course, I'm assuming you think it's undesirable...and I might be wrong.





Bottoms Up, Super Id.

Wombatgram #16 - Post Valentine's Trophies

Some of us will spend Valentine's with a special person.

Some of us will spend Valentine's alone.

Some of us will spend Valentine's alone to begin with, then find a special person later.

Through all, there is one common denominator.

For a more detailed look, just click.





Bottoms Up, Valentinas.

New Date Types - Wombatgram #15

Words don't always describe the kind of date your friends want to know ALL about.

Herewith, my suggestions.

Click on Wombatgram for biggah pictuh.



Bottoms Up New Age Daters.

I Nailed Her

Hazel pic credit.

English gives us so many ways. We can fuck her, shag her, give her one, bonk her, boink her, make her day, give her wotfer.

There's hiding the sausage, boffing, humping, screwing, boning, driving the pink bus home and, simply, making love.

One euphemism I'm not so sure of is nailing her. Nailing her has overtones of carpentry, an odd juxtaposition of trade and, well, rough trade.

Nailing a woman is a conquest. Domination - of the hammer over the nail - is the name of the game, in the same way that attaching two pieces of wood together demonstrates domination of man over lumber.

Unfair a generalization it might be, but whenever I hear a guy boasting that he nailed a dame...I wonder if the dame knows the affair is over. Do men ever re-visit a driven nail?

Nailing = The End.





Bottoms Up, Brazilian Nut Woods.

Friday Fluffer - Been Single Too Long?

Minka Kelly photo credit.

You know you've been single too long when:

a.) You start criticising Minka Kelly's choice of shoes instead of contemplating her vagina.

b.) You imagine the check-out chick is your "date" and you are the John.

c.) Grilled cheese on toast and a pickle seems a reasonable first dinner date.

d.) Daydreams turn from sexy Bahamas weekends to Cops marathons.

e.) Smokers start to look (and smell) attractive.

f.) When someone says "stocking" you think of Christmas.

g.)You read the long-term care insurance pamphlets in doctors' waiting rooms.





Bottoms Up, Single Slices.